Get ground lamb and Italian sausage.
Ras El Hanout and garlic powder and salt.
Feta
Sliced black olives
Mix it all together. Yes mix in the feta and black olives. The thing about feta is that it doesn’t melt and it is super salty. I don’t like crumbs of feta on my burgers that fall off as you eat. Anytime you can get the cheese into the burger you get more of the flavor combination. The feta and black olives help compliment the Ras El Hanout and add dimension to the burger. Don’t worry this isn’t the burger recipe for summoning demons or other dimensional creatures.
Form into burgers and cook them.
Serve with cucumbers and tomatoes. Yes, put the cucumber on the burger, it adds crunch and cools off the spice. This is a Mediterranean inspired burger so the normal ketchup and mustard or mayo won’t work. And since the feta and olives are in the burger you don’t need more topping stuff… just the tomato and cucumber. It’s kind of like a Greek salad made of meat.
And boom I cleared out more fucking freezer space! And the kids loved it! Something must be about to go wrong…
In the morning my husband thanked me for not asking what he did after I went to bed. This isn’t unusual I mean some days I do some days I don’t. I asked him why? He said he did something embarrassing. I racked my brain on what could be embarrassing.
Did he masturbate(That’s not something to be embarrassed by)?
Did he poop his pants(I mean just clean it up)?
Did he give himself a pedicure (I could only hope given how scratchy his feet are)?
He sheepishly said Twilight. I’m like the movie? YES he watched Twilight. And now I have something to give him shit about foooorrreevvvver!
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