Take lil’ smokies and wrap them in crescent rolls…however the fuck you want.
Cook according to the crescent roll directions on the can.
I fucking hate these cans that give you a heart attack when you open it. Why hasn’t someone come up with a better can? Speaking of heart attacks…my husband just had one so add that to your fucking pandemic 2020 bingo card.
Husband: Do you want more pigs in a blanket?
Middle kid: That’s too much sugar for me
Husband: So no dessert?
Middle kid: They just fill me up. So I can have dessert?
Us: <blink, blink> Sure why not.
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